Sweet Lou and the Trent Foundation Present "The War on Christmas"

by Wester Daywick

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Hey there Merry Christmas, I bought you a gift It's a book on Christ and how he didn't exist His martyr story wasn't one of a kind I'm a killjoy, vegan, pagan kind of guy So tis the season for starting a war On all that's holly, jolly, cozy and warm Jingle bells Santa smells Tell your kids...he is not real Screw Salvation Army, I'll steal the change from their tray And purchase gifts for people openly gay Although it's Pagan, I'll set fire to your tree My Christmas card will be so very obscene Jingle bells The rightwing smells Man they stink Let's rejoice, warring on Christmas Let's rejoice, pissing in eggnog Let's rejoice, banning nativities Hey there Merry Christmas, I bought you a gift It's a book about how god is really a myth I hope you like it, I bring you comfort and joy Listen to the heathens sing.... La La.... Jingle bells Mulled wine smells I need a drink Let's rejoice, warring on Christmas Let's rejoice, pissing in eggnog Let's rejoice, your uncle is creepy Let's rejoice, I'm drunk and I gotta pee

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released December 24, 2013

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